why dont you go to an orchard and then maybe you'll get over your mommy complex

demure forest maiden goes apple picking

SUDDENLY

CHERRY BLOSSOMS

BORON caught hot off the guard

so many syllabuses so little time

dawg what is this WHY IS HE MY COMFORT CHARACTER...

him:

me:

me: i could fix him i could fix him so bad

GO HOME TO YOUR MAMA

i keep forgetting she's a wrestling heel

HAPPY 3OTH TO THESE TWO

MY BELOVED RATDOG AND STIMPSON
bonus stimps

yeah okay i guess this is what we're doing now

i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

SPOOK the gard

waiting for my data to transfer >_<

Antimony & Neon MEET... 🥺

context is that antimony and polonium were a couple that ended MMMM kinda messy for both of them but antimony didn't want it to stop her from frequenting the music scene
and neon is that raver-turned-outcast that lives in his own head and wants to DJ full-time someday
I REALLY LOVE THESE TWO I like to think in their world everyone sees them and goes 'what the heck is that 10/10 goddess doing with this vampire freak' BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THEY ACTUALLY WORK WONDERFULLY TOGETHER DESPITE EVERYTHING

FRAN AND MILES GO TO THEME PARKS AND MILES DOES NOT GET KIDNAPPED THIS TIME

cannot stop fantasizing about these two at an amusement park

bonus:

wow tom your parents are ballin

LISTEN IF THEY CAN PUT BIG CHUNGO AND RICK IN THE WARNERVERSE THEN THESE TWO STILL HAVE A SHOT.....